two bottles with herbs and kelp

(parentheses) is a non-alcoholic spirit handmade in Brooklyn by a former sommelier and his wife who missed a complex, slow-sipping, stiff drink. The flavor is similar to a strong herbal kombucha.

Before features rose, cardamom, and ashwagandha

After features chamomile, black cardamom, and angelica

Both expressions offer sophisticated flavor profiles, ideal for slow-sipping.

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Products

set of two set of two
set of two
$52.00
Before Before
Before
$29.00
Set of Both Drinks and Set of Both Drinks and
Set of Both Drinks and "Dry Humping" Signed Copy
$65.00
After After
After
$29.00
SIGNED COPY! Dry Humping: A Guide to Dating, Relating, and Hooking up Without Booze SIGNED COPY! Dry Humping: A Guide to Dating, Relating, and Hooking up Without Booze
SIGNED COPY! Dry Humping: A Guide to Dating, Relating, and Hooking up Without Booze
$20.00
set of two WAITLIST PREPURCHASE set of two WAITLIST PREPURCHASE
set of two WAITLIST PREPURCHASE
$52.00
Before WAITLIST PREPURCHASE Before WAITLIST PREPURCHASE
Before WAITLIST PREPURCHASE
$29.00
After WAITLIST PREPURSHASE After WAITLIST PREPURSHASE
After WAITLIST PREPURSHASE
$29.00

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